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Saturday, December 3, 2011

Thou Mewling Idle-Headed Measle!

I stumbled across this Shakespeare Insult Kit the other day in my travels. 
I think it goes quite nicely with The Arts of Beauty & Hints to Gentlemen (Friday's post).
Have fun and leave me your best insult before you go!


  1. Thou spleeny earth-vexing maggot-pie!

    Hey, this is fun! Forsooth and gadzooks!

  2. Now take this, Thou puny milk-livered foot-licker!

    I can think of a few folk I could use some of these on, this is great stuff.

  3. Dianne Stretch-StrangDecember 4, 2011 at 7:07 AM

    This is great fun!

    Thou gorbellied sheep-biting ratsbane!!

  4. Har har har...I love this!

    Thou unmuzzled fly-bitten maggot-pie!

  5. Hahahah! I am fully armed and ready for work.

  6. Love them all!

    For the full effect, try channeling Dr. Frasier Crane or his equally pompous brother, Niles!!


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