We went to a concert over the weekend with friends and at one point in the evening, this was the view from the row directly in front of us, lol!!! Have you ever been in a situation where you feel like you should tell someone something, but you hesitate to do so? You just never know what kind of reaction you might get nowadays... it could be a grateful "Thank you" or more than likely a "Why don't you mind your own f%#'n business!" Seeing as the lady plumber was in her twenties and probably drinking, we all opted to (try to) ignore the obvious and a little while later the problem thankfully rectified (:p) itself.
Don't leave home without it!
Then just when we thought we were safe, the sex kitten to our right was 'feeling the music' so much, she could scarcely contain her enthusiasm. It was of no consequence that she didn't have her pole with her - she managed to improvise quite nicely, nonetheless! Pathetically amusing - till she spilled her drink on JJ Hubby. Mercifully, she and her 'old man' eventually wandered off, more than likely in search of refreshments... probably worried she might begin to sober up!
The rest of the night also proved very entertaining. The band was great, but they certainly had some stiff competition for our attention from the audience itself! I don't think I'd ever seen any of these creatures outside their natural habitat: Walmart!
Being the good introvert that I am, all this excitement leads me to ask the obvious:
* All butt-cracks have been changed to protect the clueless.
Hilarious! I would have iced the sex kitten with a glacial stare. I hate it when people wear any kind of revealing clothing in an inappropriate setting. I once worked with someone who exposed as much cleavage as possible at every opportunity.Just what you want when you've got a terrible hangover and it's only 9am.
ReplyDeleteYou vey! Sounds like a very eventful evening. I think you made the right decision to ignore the girl :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was looking at those last 2 people and I immediately wondered if you were in Walmart. :P
ReplyDeleteOh I LOVE this!!!! You had the perfect opportunity to drop some ice in her crack to cool things off a bit. I must say, she certainly has a nice ass!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...this is hilarious! And you silly girl, you...you had to squeeze in the word 'rectified'...LOL... Well, at least you gathered blog-worthy material.
ReplyDeleteIntroverts are observers, so it's not surprising that the world can be quite entertaining when we get out there. I feel the way grumpy cat does at times, and scurry back to the safety - and sanity - of my home when I've had my fill of the nuttiness of the world :)
strange things you can see at Walmart....
ReplyDeleteHa ha! There was a lady plumber at the last school that I worked at. Just a young girl but when she sat down in the staff room one of the older teachers was outraged and finally one day she walked over and yanked the girl's sweater down over her butt. The older teacher had a complete nervous break down that year. Too much moral decay in the teaching profession I guess ha ha. Anyway so pleased you and JJ hubby aren't so straight laced! :)
ReplyDeleteWe had a gentleman plumber,in line, at the DMV not long ago and he had us in giggles, finally someone shouted, "pull your pants up," he was oblivious.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, doesn't sound like you were at the Winspear? Or if you were -- boy, their standards have slipped!
ReplyDeleteThe River Cree Casino... As I told Dianne below - never again.
DeleteSo funny! People-watching is the best. I can't tell you how many characters I've come up with just by observing the "crazy" people around me.
ReplyDeleteHave a great Tuesday. :)
Someone at work has one, and they're certainty aren't a young girl in her 20's either. Nightmares follow.
ReplyDeleteLOVE grumpy cat LOL
ReplyDeleteShowing your g-string seems to be the style in Florida... but I am guessing she ain't wearing nuttin. (lol) My favorite part of going to our Renaissance Fair is the people watching. You find all kinds there. Good times!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!! And the comments from others are fun too! I'm guessing you were at Rexall? I like the suggestion of pouring ice down the crack!! And "Crack" Spackle"--how excellent!!Thanks for a good laugh!!
ReplyDeleteWe were at the River Cree Casino. A lot of big names have performed there (including Jay Leno) so you'd think it would be have a little class. We figure a lot of people head there way before a concert and start the party early, then slide into the venue already tanked. Never again!
DeleteIt sounds like you had a great night? LOL! Got to love Grumpy cat ;o)
ReplyDeleteGreat coin slot there...lol
ReplyDeleteIt isamazing what you see when you look around you :) we all get some laughs, I am sure.
Oh dear. All I can say is I'm glad noone is putting my picture on the web. I look terrible right now and would definitely fit on some of those sites!
ReplyDeleteyou have the best sense of humor. i was laughing reading this! i can't tell you how many times i have sat behind an exposed but crack...it's TMTS...TOO MUCH TO SEE!
ReplyDeleteHahaha I would have poured some of my drink down the crack to let her know! Great post xxx
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ReplyDeleteThe first photo is great. Yours.
What is wrong with people!?? Very funny Jane!
ReplyDeleteToo bad a big spider hadn't just happened along......lol
ReplyDeleteLast concert the wife and I went to, the woman in front of us, who was about 45-50 mind you, was with her 20 year old boyfriend and wearing something that should have been worn by a woman half her age. She was drunk, loud, obnoxious, and kept moving at such angles that allowed everyone a view of her personal areas. Crack spackle wouldn't even have begun to fix this hot mess.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what was the worst, the butt crack or all that yellow hair! Have a good break!
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For some reason, our Walmart does not have strange people like those two that you showed...LOL sure is funny!
ReplyDeleteJane, thank you for you kind and caring condolence, I really appreciate your kind words, and thoughts! So refreshing to take a bloggy break now-and-then. You deserve to refresh, recharge, and re-energy yourself and spend time doing things that you like to do without worrying what to post on your next topic for your blog!
Take care, and have a nice relaxing bloggy break! xo
I love the little world that is my world...
ReplyDeleteThe guy in the pink tights ~ that's a hoot! The last Rolling Stone cover had Jimmy Kimmell flaunting his plumber look, every time I see it I have to turn it over. Why can't they all be guys you'd want to see a little more of?
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